Britney’s Busy Weekend

Britney Spears

In between Britney Spears’ sleepover with her boys Saturday night and more mommy time on Monday, the popster took some time out for herself.

Brit hit West Hollywood’s Sur restaurant Sunday nightshe’s a regularwith her personal assistant and bodyguard in tow.

But she wasn’t the only one taking advantage of a kid-free schedule to step out. See how parents-to-be Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves spent their weekend and catch up on all your favorite night crawlers in our Party Pics gallery below.

Is Lance Bass Sweatin’ It With a Personal Trainer?

Lance Bass

Three’s not a crowd for Lance Bass.

The former boy-band crooner was hanging out with one of his exes, hairstylist Ben Thigpen, on Friday night at New York City hot spot Tenjune.

And there was someone else with them.

A source reports that Bass’ new beau was also there.

There aren’t a lot of details about the latest guy, but a source says his name is Sebastian, and he’s believed to be a personal trainer.

The three boys stayed put in the club’s VIP area and “closed the place down,” the source said.

Another source said this new guy has been in the picture for some time now, but he and Bass have kept things “casual.”

Lance’s rep could not be immediately reached for comment.

A-List Secrets: Does J.Lo Really Not Have a Nanny?

Jennifer Lopez

I’m confused. J.Lo recently said that she doesn’t have any nannies taking care of her twins. But then I see pictures of her and Marc Anthony partying late at night and hanging out on the beach without their kids. So…is J.Lo lying? Mandy

How dare you, ma’am? You insinuate that Ms. Lopez is lying just because her kids did not accompany her to a May 23 business lunch, or the this year’s Met Gala, or her June 13 private tour of her own 30-story ego? Perhaps she simply dropped off Max and Emme at the Gymboreewhichever location has the 800-thread-count nappy mats.

Yes, Lopez’s people recently “confirmed” to US Weekly that she has yet to bring on a hired Mary Poppins for her four-month-olds. For the record, the babies also have “completely changed” the actress, blah blah blah. But veterans of the celebrity nannying scene doubt that Lopez is being entirely real.

Here’s why…

Let’s use a little logic here.

Obviously Lopez wouldn’t leave her children alone or in her car, as plush as it might be. That leaves parents, friends or hired help. According to former Hollywood nanny Suzanne Hansen, big stars usually prefer some kind of hired help, and not just a random one-night sitter from a nanny agency.

“That’s just really rare,” explains Hansen, who authored a book on her experiences and who still maintains a network of A-list nanny informants. “Stars don’t usually hire one-day sitters unless they’re having a party or something and need a few people to watch a bunch of kids.”

Which leaves us with nannies by another name.

“She probably has other peoplenot called nannieswho are taking care of her children,” Hansen says. “She has assistants, housekeeperssomeone like that who probably also likes kids and who is likely keeping an eye on them.”

Even more likely, Lopez has taken a route common with other megastars and hired at least one baby nurse. Unlike nannies, baby nurses concentrate on putting newborns on a feeding and sleeping schedule and then take off when the kids are a few months older.

“It’s a different word,” Hansen reasons. “That may be how Jennifer is getting around the whole nanny claim. But really. She’s so concerned with telling people she doesn’t have caregivers that she says something so silly, insulting to our intelligence.

“You really think the teenager next door came over and babysat?”

If the sitter wears Pradaor is Prada, then sure, why not?

Oh, and be my fan on Facebook, ’kay?

Jerry O’Connell: The New Star of Nip/Tuck?

Jerry O’Connell

We’re not quite sure why Jerry O’Connell is being so shy here. After all, we’ve been amazed by his masculine physique ever since he lost the Stand by Me baby fat all those years ago.

And, seriously, how much of a complex can you really have when you’re married to the stunning Rebecca Romijn? Actually, scratch that.

In any event, you found this picture as amusing as we did, and it was tough to pick a winner out of these entries. But Amy edged to the top by being both funny and concise enough to fit in a headline. Thanks to all who participated and now let’s get a look at some of the excellent runners-up:

From Patrick: Jerry! It’s Head, Shoulders, KNEES and Toes…

From JR: I’m multitasking!!!

From chichi: This is the LAST time I forget my sports bra!

From Tiffany: Why yes, they are real.

From Tina: Jerry’s forecast: It’s gonna be a bit nippy

From CDF: I knew I should have gotten bigger implants!

From Okachobe: When they switch over to digital I won’t get any channels.

From Christina: Always make time for your self breast check!

From Mom: Keepin’ it clean for the kiddos.