Try to keep up … Kim Kardashian is launching a perfume line
Fans of skanktastic television will love this news. Kim Kardashian and her ass, both stars of E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, are launching a line of perfume. She announced this news on her blog, which, by the way, is one of my favorite blogs. It’s wonderfully delusional and self-congratulatory.
I’ll indulge you in a sample, “It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement as I let you, the readers of my blog, become the first to know that I am creating my own fragrance!!!” I love the emboldened words and gratuitous use of exclamation points.
She’s working with New Wave Fragrances and the perfume will be out next May in time for Mother’s Day. I know my mom would love to smell like a skank. Come to think of it, what will a Kim scent be? What does a reality whore who made a sex tape and used to be BFFs with Queen Skank Paris Hilton smell like?
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