Hey, look! There are giant breasts on NBC.com (and here)! - VIDEO

If you didn’t see it the other night, a woman with gigantic breasts/jugs/hooters appeared on NBC’s America’s Got Talent. I’m not sure what they showed and didn’t show on the broadcast, but the Peacock Network’s site has the complete uncensored version of her, um, “act.”
A woman named Busty Heart (I’m sure that’s her birth name) came on the show and crushed things with her giant breasts. The three judges seem shocked and amazed, as does most of the audience. Wow, America does have talent! Now I know why Jerry Springer hosts this season.
The video of Busty’s bust busting is after the jump. Needless to say, it’s probably NSFW (though she thankfully remains covered with her shiny top). Next week: a man with a giant penis lassos Sharon Osbourne as she tries to flee the theater.
Update: Here’s what aired.
Jennifer Lopez: From Spain to Italy
Jennifer Lopez: From Spain to Italy
She’s been living it up in Spain while her hubby Marc Anthony tended to his concerts, and now Jennifer Lopez is checking out what Italy has to offer.
The “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” songstress was spotted supporting Anthony at a press conference in Milan, Italy at the Palazzo Marino earlier today.
And as always, J. Lo looked stunning in a wispy mustard yellow dress teamed with a pair of strappy brown heels and a Birkin handbag by Hermes. Unfortunately it seems that her undergarments slipped through in a few shots. Whoops!
The press conference was in honor of Marc, with the Milan Town Council bestowing on him the Honorary Award. Also in the audience was famed designer Stefano Gabbana from the Dolce & Gabbana label.
Paris Hilton’s Reality Show Shopping Spree
Paris Hilton’s Reality Show Shopping Spree
Moving forward with her reality show obligations, Paris Hilton, along with sister Nicky, enjoyed a day of shopping in Hollywood with the winners of a competition from “My New BFF”.
The heiress sisters headed over to Robertson Boulevard after dining at The Ivy in Los Angeles - visiting Paige Denim before leaving with several bags of goodies as Paris exclaimed, “I love this!” to her handbag designer sister.
From there, the Hilton gals visited Kitson, with Nicky looking quite bored while browsing the racks as Paris had a small meet and greet with two of her adoring fans.
The former Simple Life starlet read excerpts from her new book “The Heiress Journal” while her audience of two looked on in awe - with Paris loving the attention as she continued on with her posing spree even after she was finished with the meet and greet.
X-Files Sequel Still Totally Secret, Kinda
Creepy sequel The X-Files: I Want to Believe comes out next month, but the thing is still under info lockdown. Even two clips revealed last week at the L.A. Film Festival shed little light on Mulder and Scully’s latest mystery. And it sounds like David Duchovny might not even have read the script yet.
“I actually had to convince [director Chris Carter] to give me a script,” Duchovny told an audience at the fest this week. He and Carter then dished on the way extreme on-set secrecy:
Carter tried to improvise an entire night’s shooting, and told the crew to follow him. No plans, no advance notice, just leading people around saying, We’re going to shoot here and we’re going to do this. “It’s not a good way to make a movie,” Carter admitted.
Plus, of course, Mulder didn’t know any of his lines. “That’s what I was saying,” Duchovny deadpanned.
“We took crazy precautions,” Carter explained. “We only let the key people from each department read the script, and they read it in a room with video cameras on them.”
Locked in a room and under surveillance? This is starting to sound more and more like a Saw sequel. Could they at least call their moms? “They couldn’t call their moms,” said Carter.”
