Rumer Willis vs. the Bloggers

Rumer Willis, Perez Hilton

Bruce Willis isn’t the only tough guy in the family. His daughter Rumer can take on mean bloggers with the same ferocity her dad disposes of, like, terrorists or whatever.

“Everybody has an opinion, and we live in America so you’re allowed to,” blog-fodder Willis told News, at a press conference for her new film The House Bunny.

So what’s her secret weapon against nasties like Perez Hilton, who write about what plastic surgery she should have?

Her own self-esteem.

“As long as you are comfortable with who, you know, you really are,” she said, “and your friends and the people that are around you know that, that’s all that really matters.”

Awww. That also just so happens to be the moral of House Bunny, about a former Playmate who gives a geek sorority hot makeovers.

“Hopefully, young girls will watch this and feel confident about themselves and go, ’OK, that girl’s not entirely the ideal of what a perfect picture is supposed to be and she feels confident and beautiful, then I can too,’ ” she said. “If we can have the ability to do that, I’m very excited about that.”

Blog about that, haters.

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Take Daddy’s Calls?

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Take Daddy’s Calls?

Continuing on her road to career restoration, Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a break from shooting her new movie “Labor Pains” yesterday in Los Angeles, California.

And as could be expected, LiLo donned a variety of different ensembles throughout the day, sporting everything from a pale violet dress to a loud and proud red white and black retro 80s getup.

While things seem to be going well in her professional life, her personal life is a different story. Following her father’s very public comment that her more-than-just-friends relationship with Samantha Ronson is evident to “anyone with half a brain,” Lindsay was devastated.

In fact, she’s not returning her dad’s calls and Michael Lohan left a frantic voicemail for the “Mean Girls” actress earlier this week begging her to call him.

Daddy Lohan pleaded, “I’ve been trying to reach you for a week now. I know that you were annoyed that I gave an interview and my need to comment about the people you are around, and obviously you took offense to it.  Honey, I’m sorry. I am telling you, I just love you. And I promise you, I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again,” the message continues.

“I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you. I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me…When I was out of your life, everything started to unwind — all these things didn’t do well — and so on, so forth. And how people are blaming me because you’re not getting roles or something?”

Lindsay’s Dad Donates DNA for Paternity Test

Michael Lohan

Michael Lohan is confident he’s not facing his very own parent trap.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad tells News he provided a DNA sample for a paternity test this morning and is now convinced that the results will shoot down a woman’s claim that he fathered a daughter with her while he was separated from ex-wife Dina Lohan.

On Friday, the 48-year-old Lohan patriarch acknowledged having sexual relations on two occasions with Kristi Kauffman, a woman he met in Houston in the mid-’90s.

He said he initially believed Kauffman’s claims that her daughter, Ashley, was his, but now Lohan says the math doesn’t make sense.

“We were together in July of ’94. I think it was just before The Parent Trap came out because that’s when Dina and I were separated,” he tells News. “[Kristi] left me and went to Houston, Texas, and she met a guy she lived with there for a year.”

According to his time line, Lohan says, Ashley, now 13, was born in June 1995a difference of 11 monthswhich is why he ran out to get this test done right away.

“She had me so convinced. She had me snowballed,” he says, adding that he even communicated with the girl he believed was Lindsay’s secret sis by telephone, even helping her with her homework.

“Here I was sitting in jail going through a divorce, felt like I had no hope and then someone sends me a letter and says I have a baby. And I thought maybe this is what I’m supposed to do next,” he says.

The results of the paternity test will be ready in 10-12 days and should settle the matter, he says.

If he is proven to be Ashley’s father, he tells News he is prepared to make good, and will finally have a face-to-face with her.

“Then I’ll sit down and meet with my kids. Let my kids decide if they want to meet her and when,” he adds.

On Friday, Kauffman, a 44-year-old massage therapist, told News that Lohan promised “to do for Ashley what he did for Lindsay’s career, the whole thing,” but then had second thoughts.

“He was supposed to take a paternity test seven years ago , but he disappeared off the face of the earth,” she said. “I just want this to be resolved and the truth to be told.”

Paris and Nicky Hilton Host Photography Event

Paris and Nicky Hilton Host Photography Event

The Photographers Gallery in Los Angeles, California got a little more fabulous last night, as Paris and Nicky Hilton hosted a swanky Tinseltown photography exhibit to benefit charity.

“The Good Life” which showcased artwork by photographers Slim Aarons and Murray Garrett even got an extra boost of Hilton presence, with mom Kathy and dad Rick showing up to check out the scene.

Paris’ boyfriend Benji Madden was spotted chatting and laughing with Papa Rick, a good sign that he’s been embraced by Paris’ family. 

Speaking of Benji and Paris, it seems their collaborative skills have surpassed the lovers realm.  He’s reportedly helping her with the theme song for her new show.

Hilton told press, “Benji and I have been working hard on it.  He’s helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I’ll sing it, too.”

The former Simple Life hottie also divulged plans for a sophomore album.  “I’ll have another album come out, for sure.  I just don’t know when yet. I only have the summer off, then I’ll be taping another season of BFF. But an album is something I’ll do.”