Uma’s ’Rents Sound Off in Stalking Trial

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Uma Thurman's parents weren't exactly psyched to get some "creepy" emails from a fan who had a big crush on their daughter.

Taking the stand today in the trial of Jack Jordan, a former mental patient accused of stalking the Oscar-nominated actress, Robert Thurman said "air-raid sirens" went off in his head after receiving the chilling missives.

"I was trying to remember the number of the FBI," the elder Thurman told jurors in a packed NYC courtroom, per the New York Daily News.

The Columbia University professor testified that the Thurmans were sent 19 emails that detailed the 37-year-old Jordan's increasing obsession with the Dangerous Liaisons star and raised serious concerns about his daughter and her two children's safety.

" 'Today, the center of my forehead is ticking now and then. I feel in love with your daughter Uma,' " he read aloud from one of the notes.

Earlier, mother Birgitte Thurman testified that she first encountered Jordan, a Maryland native, in 2005, when he phoned the family residence and informed her that he and the blond beauty "had a predestination to be together."

Jordan was arrested last October outside Uma Thurman's Greenwich Village pad and booked on charges of misdemeanor stalking and harassment. He faces a year in jail if convicted.

Thurman, who turned 38 today, was not in court, but could testify as early as tomorrow.

Cashmere Mafia: Dangerous Liaisons

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(S01E03) So I am really starting to enjoy Cashmere Mafia. And the reason? It’s that little lady in the blue shirt above. Frances O’Connor is fantastic! Can you believe she’s British? Her American accent sounds so natural. Furthermore, her comedic timing is always spot on.

Everyone else’s storylines range from mediocre to pure crap. There’s Juliet, who’s moderately interesting. There’s Caitlin who I like but they are trying to hard with her. And then there’s Mia. Oh, Mamma Mia! You’re story was so interesting that I checked my emails, Windexed my kitchen counters, and tidied up my living room during your scenes. And I didn’t miss a thing.

More about Zoe:

Zoe was great this episode. I had a feeling something was going to happen with her co-workers. In the past two episodes, Katherine and the secretary guy (didn’t catch his name) were both funny and quirky. I thought: why spend so much effort on these incidental characters if nothing will come of it?

I loved how the writers took Zoe’s insecurities from the last episode (i.e. about losing her husband to the stay-at-home uber-mom) and carried them into this one with her slight jealousy of Katherine. Zoe told her husband that she dislikes that Katherine “shakes what her momma gave her” to get ahead in business. I think the show is doing a great job with the development of this character and I can’t wait to see more interactions with Zoe and Katherine (as Katherine is totally under-qualified for her new job).

And then there’s Juliet:

Juliet’s story confuses me. I know I’m supposed to sympathize with Juliet but I just don’t. In fact, in the beginning of the episode I even felt bad for her penitent husband Davis. I think the show should have spent more time building up how in love Juliet was with her husband and how dedicated to their marriage she was. Then they can drop the infidelity bomb. I only had half the pilot episode to get to know Davis before I was told that I should hate him because he cheated on Juliet.

And I really feel bad for Bobby, the poor sap Juliet dated in business school. This guy clears his schedule and flies in from London to see Juliet. She cancels on him then goes to him after meeting with Cilla then laughs in his face while they are about to have sex.

And Caitlin:

So, from the previews for next week’s Cashmere Mafia, it looks like Caitlin is back to batting for the heterosexual team. And thank goodness for that. Now, I have nothing against the L-word, but Caitlin and Alicia have NO chemistry. It’s just not fun to watch these two women. I feel like Caitlin should call Alicia and cry on her shoulder about some guy that didn’t work out–not make out with her in the street.

I did love the blemish snafu that poor Caitlin dealt with this episode though. I know it probably seemed shallow to some viewers but I thought it was pretty original. It was refreshing to hear some dialogue about real stuff. I felt like I was listening to normal women when Mia and Caitlin walked in the park and complained about the pimple. These ladies are always talking about such big things: their big jobs, their big break-ups, their big plans for revenge sex, their big questions about their sexuality.

And Mia:

I just don’t even want to discuss Mia. I think it’s a damn shame what Cashmere Mafia is doing with her character. And what an ill-use of Lucy Liu. Mia is great in dialogue with her friends but her story is just not compelling enough. It’s very contrived in fact.

After I heard that Jack was the one who approved the cover for “Modern Man” (which pictured a woman eating a man holding on to the plate), I just knew where all her conversations would lead. They would all be about how she was hurt that Jack didn’t call her back, while she pretended that she fundamentally disagreed with the cover. And of course, it was obvious that she would still run the cover. After all, while she’s an emotional mess, she’s still a savvy businesswoman. Note the sarcasm, please. I hoped that the voiceover at the end would save her storyline this episode and it started well but wrapped up too quickly and cleanly. What do you think about her?

A few extra nuggets…

Annette Bening Biography

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The preternatural poise exuded by versatile, attractive performer Annette Bening is a byproduct of her years of successful stage work in regional theater that culminated with a 1987 Tony-nominated portrayal in Tina Howe’s “Coastal Disturbances”. Although her feature debut as the sexually frustrated wife of Dan Aykroyd in the lackluster comedy “The Great Outdoors” (1988) may have disappointed, audiences soon took note of her streamlined carriage and superb vocal instrument when she etched an aptly uneasy portrait of wickedness as the Marquise de Merteuil in Milos Forman’s “Valmont” (1989). The cool subtlety of her performance caught the attention of Stephen Frears, who ironically had directed his own version of the same tale, “Dangerous Liaisons”, six months earlier. (Bening had, in fact, auditioned for Michelle Pfeiffer’s role in that film).

Frears cast Bening alongside John Cusack and Anjelica Huston in his classy film noir, “The Grifters” (1990), adapted from the novel by Jim Thompson. Although it was her nude scenes in the film which generated the most publicity, Bening injected considerable verve and authority into her portrayal of a tough young hustler who coolly uses her body as one of the tools of her trade–a performance intentionally modeled after Gloria Grahame’s in Fritz Lang’s landmark noir “The Big Heat” (1953). The role earned Bening a Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination, propelled her into the front rank of Hollywood leading ladies and prompted references to her as the “thinking man’s sex symbol.” She went on to demonstrate her versatility by portraying nurturing, supportive wives in “Guilty By Suspicion” and “Regarding Henry” (both 1991) before returning to a more seductive role opposite future husband Warren Beatty in “Bugsy” (1991), surprising everyone by winning the heart of the Playboy of the Hollywood World.

After a three year hiatus to marry and start a family, Bening and Beatty again co-starred, this time in “Love Affair” (1994), the second remake of a 1939 film of the same title. They played two people engaged to others who fall in love after an accidental meeting. While many hoped to draw comparisons between the couple’s real-life romance and their film characters, the pair vehemently denied any connections and the on screen results were less than stellar. Juggling motherhood and a career, Bening has made sacrifices, relinquishing the coveted Catwoman role in “Batman Returns” (1992) when the stork first flew into her life and dropping out of “Disclosure” (1994) due to her second pregnancy. She won acclaim for her deft comic turn as a lobbyist romanced by “The American President” (Michael Douglas) and as Queen Elizabeth in Ian McKellen’s adaptation of Shakespeare’s “Richard III” (both 1995).

After appearing in Tim Burton’s “Mars Attacks!” (1996), Bening starred alongside Bruce Willis and Denzel Washington in “The Siege” (1998) and teamed with Aidan Quinn as a psychic with telepathic connections to a killer in Neil Jordan’s “In Dreams” (1999). She followed with what many felt was her best work in years, playing the domineering real estate broker wife of a man undergoing a mid-life crisis in the acclaimed “American Beauty” (also 1999). For her performance, she netted a Best Actress Academy Award nomination. Bening followed with a comic turn opposite Garry Shandling in the Mike Nichols-directed comedy “What Planet Are You From?” (2000). After a lengthy hiatus from the screen, Bening—who dropped out of the Disney comedy remake “Freaky Friday” shortly after filming began—took on the role of actor/director Kevin Costner’s spirited and refreshingly age-appropriate love interest Sue Barlow in the under-appreciated Western revival “Open Range” (2003). The actress then accumulated some of the best reviews of her career when she starred as a diva stage actress caught up in a May-December romance with a young social climber only to end up plotting a delicious revenge in “Being Julia” (2004), a bravura turn that ultimately earned her a Golden Globe award for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy. Hot off the heels of her Golden Globe win, Bening grabbed an Oscar nomination for Best Actress in a Leading Role and was considered a heavy favorite going into the awards.

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