The Dark Knight’s Wizard World Chicago Trailer

The movie trailer for The Dark Knight which was shown at last year’s Wizard World Chicago
has finally been released online. It’s packed without a lot of action, very little dialogue, and the tease of two-face at the conclusion. It is kind of fitting that the final Dark Knight movie trailer is one that premiered almost a year ago.

What If Michael Bay Wrote The Dark Knight?

Bruce: We hack the internet.
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Bruce: Yes, hack the internet.
General: No one’s ever hacked the internet before.
Bruce: Well, there’s a first time for everything.
General: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
Bruce: All of them.”

Sound like a Michael Bay film? Wait, there’s more!

“We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.”

That is a description of Rachel Dawes, played by Maggie Gyllenhaal in the soon to be released Dark Knight. These golden nuggets of humour come from Michael Bay’s version of The Dark Knight…which Michael Bay did not write. Spill.com did. Although, they do capture the spirit of a Michael Bay film. Lots of nonsense, good looking females and explosions. Oh and cars.

To read the script by ‘Michael Bay’ click here!

Thanks to Steve for the tip!

Dark Knight Overload!

Have you ever had moments when it felt so wrong yet it felt so right? I have just watched a couple of new TV spots and clips from The Dark Knight, after telling myself it’d be better if I just wait a few more weeks. The play button never looked so inviting.

If you are a weak person like me then feel free to watch the clips below. However, if you are a strong individual do not let the play buttons tempt you with their clickability! Flee! Flee I tell you!

The first is a clip showing the Joker crashing a party, looking for Harvey Dent:

Next is a TV spot focusing on the Joker, showing unseen footage:

Here is some footage from Wizard Con:

If that’s not enough for you check the next page for more!

Batman And Joker Entertainment Weekly Cover

Next week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly will feature Batman and The Joker on the front cover. You can read the whole Dark Knight cover story, including interviews with Christian Bale and director Christopher Nolan, by going to EW.com.