Try to keep up … Kim Kardashian is launching a perfume line
Fans of skanktastic television will love this news. Kim Kardashian and her ass, both stars of E!’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, are launching a line of perfume. She announced this news on her blog, which, by the way, is one of my favorite blogs. It’s wonderfully delusional and self-congratulatory.
I’ll indulge you in a sample, “It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement as I let you, the readers of my blog, become the first to know that I am creating my own fragrance!!!” I love the emboldened words and gratuitous use of exclamation points.
She’s working with New Wave Fragrances and the perfume will be out next May in time for Mother’s Day. I know my mom would love to smell like a skank. Come to think of it, what will a Kim scent be? What does a reality whore who made a sex tape and used to be BFFs with Queen Skank Paris Hilton smell like?
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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Together Again
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Together Again
With her man recently arriving back in the States after a work-related trip to Paris, Jessica Biel was quick to reunite with Justin Timberlake for a West Hollywood walk with her dog Tina on Thursday (June 26).
Out early in the morning, the “Sexy Back” singer and his “Powder Blue” babe kept it casual as they chatted while Jessica’s red bandana wearing pup sniffed the curbside scents.
As previously reported by , Timberlake recently traveled overseas for work as the face of Givenchy’s new “Play” fragrance.
While there, the 27-year-old Memphis native did a little schmoozing at the scent’s launch party held at Mini Palais on the Champs Elysees.
Justin Timberlake: Sexy in Paris
Justin Timberlake: Sexy in Paris
In his quest for World domination, Justin Timberlake has acquired yet another title - the face of Givenchy’s new “Play” fragrance.
And as part of his promotional duties, the SexyBack singer flew out to Paris, France to do a little schmoozing at scent’s launch held at Mini Palais on the Champs Elysees.
Sporting a two-tone blazer overtop a black shirt/black tie combo along with a pair of black trousers, JT made a very interesting footwear choice, opting for a soiled pair of combat-looking boots.
Though his latest release “The Love Guru” hasn’t done stellar at the box office, Justin has another project in the pipeline called “The Open Road” that will hopefully vindicate his movie career.
Poof! Chanel Makes Hermione Perfume Disappear
Heard about Chanel conjuring up an ad campaign featuring Harry Potter star Emma Watson? Just an illusion.
A rep for Chanel tells News that widespread Internet reports, fueled in part by a story in Britain’s Daily Mirror, that the 18-year-old actress was set to pocket a $6 million payday for pushing Coco Mademoiselle perfume are “just a rumor”: “It’s false.”
Per the erroneous reports, Watson, famed for playing loyal pal Hermione Granger in the Potter franchise, supposedly inked a two-year deal and would replace Keira Knightley.
The rep says she has no idea where the rumor got started. MSNBC, attributing its version of the story to “a source close to Watson,” claimed the deal would give the actress financial security (as if she doesn’t have that already costarring in Warner Bros.’ billion-dollar movie series).
The Daily Mail, meanwhile, said the deal would be announced next month and that Watson had been bragging to friends.
There was no immediate comment from Watson’s camp.
In case you missed it, Chanel’s latest advertising campaign for the popular fragrance features the 23-year-old Knightley covering her naked bosom with a bowler hat.