LOL: Mexico’s Top Rambo Impersonator

Any would-be Sam Walton knows that Rambo remains America’s chief export. He is the vein-y cornerstone staying strong against today’s crashing waves of economic turmoil and disaster. VICE just released their Mexico Issue and contained therein are countless photos of Mexico City’s beloved Rambo impersonator, Diego Alione. So successful was this Argentine at posing with babies, women in hot denim (with a leg up) and stunned kids (see the face above) that he made the jump to Universal Studios. Fame! If Stallone ever hangs up the bazooka and the head band, let’s hope that Holly/Bollywood puts up the funds for a Rambo 5 starring Alione. For the sake of our grandchildren’s pain at the pump.

UPDATE: Slashfilm reader, dvq, points out that our grandchildren are already safe from uncertain doom. Grab some chips and salsa and enjoy the Rambo impersonator’s music video/tour of Hollywood.

One more photo with an evil-looking dog, another hottie, and a close-up of the firearm in all its glory.

Paris Turns Hospital Room Into a Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is building on her famous name.

Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced Thursday that the hotel heiress has made an “extremely generous” donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower at the downtown facility.

Hospital officials didn’t specify the amount Hilton gave, but said her contribution will trick out a double-patient room in the Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, which is slated to open in 2010.

“I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles,” Hilton said in a statement. “The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart.”

The 27-year-old celebutante started volunteering at the hospital following her release from jail after serving 23 days for DUI. Proceeds from the August launch of her eponymous clothing line at the West Hollywood boutique Kitson also went to the kids, some of whom were at the party to fete the arrival of Hilton’s collection of relatively affordable casual wear.

“The fabulous new hospital facilities at Childrens Hospital Los Angeles will provide a caring, healing environment for children and their families for many years to come,” she continued, “and I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses.”

Perhaps it really does run in the family after all. On Monday, the Chronicle of Philanthropy named Paris’ grandfather Barron Hilton as the No. 1 giver of 2007 on its annual list of America’s top 50 charitable donors.

The elder Hilton announced in December that he had earmarked 97 percent of his multibillion-dollar fortune toward the family’s philanthropic foundation, which supports a range of causes worldwide.

The remaining 3 percent of his estate will eventually be split among his eight children and numerous grandchildren.

Friends, Family Remember Sydney Pollack

Sydney Pollack

Friends, family and colleagues held a private memorial service for the late Sydney Pollack on Saturday in Los Angeles, according to the Associated Press. No other details were given.

The two-time Oscar-winning producer, director and actor died of cancer on May 26 at the age of 73. He is survived by his wife, Claire, two daughters and six grandchildren. His only son, Steven, died in a plane crash in 1993.

Britney Spears’ Mom’s Book Details Emerge

Britney Spears’ Mom’s Book Details Emerge

Already on the schedule for a Mother’s Day 2008 release is the new book from Britney Spears’ mom, entitled “Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World.” And from what we’re hearing it just may be worth the read.

Lynne Spears has been contracted by Thomas Nelson Publishers for the project, being described as “a parenting book that’s going to have faith elements to it.  It’s Lynne’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community.”

Momma Spears has been working with Lorilee Craker, her co-author, on the 200-page book, which is still in the process of being written.  And Craker has already interviewed Jamie-Lynn, though it’s not confirmed if she will meet with the “Gimme More” singer. 

A source told press, “It’s possible that Lorilee may end up speaking with Britney in the future but it’s not certain.” The source added, “Brit hasn’t been involved at all” up to this point.  As for Lynne and Britney’s status, Craker commented, “It’s complicated… I think they are okay.”

“Pop Culture Mom” is being touted as more of a memoir than a tell-all or instructional piece of literature.  And Lorilee sounds like she has the utmost respect for her co-author.

“One thing I do want to make clear is that she’s not a stage mom.  People are so accusatory toward her and so judgmental of her, and it just drives me crazy because I know the real her…It’s the truth, but it’s based in love. (Lynne is) a mother and a grandmother to her core. She loves her children and her grandchildren with just enormous devotion…Lynne, first of all, is a wonderful person. She is one of the kindest, most decent people, and very down-to-earth. People would be amazed at how normal she is, but she’s living in this sort of surreal life at the same time.”