John Mayer is Quite the Joker

John Mayer is Quite the Joker

Sometimes he’s an ultra-serious, intense, guitar-slinging icon, and other times he’s more of a deadpan awkward comic.  But either way, John Mayer is always entertaining.

Last night, the paparazzi caught up to the “Gravity” singer as he was exiting the Dan Tannas Restaurant in Los Angeles, California.

An over-zealous fan approached Mayer, seeking an autograph.  Clearly flattered, John signed the pickguard brought to him by the man.  But wait… he didn’t sign his own name, but rather “Eric Roberts,” an example of his eccentric, subtle humor.

Recently the “No Such Thing” singer was hanging out at a party thrown by French businessman Nicolas Berggruen.  But after 10 minutes, he decided to hit the road.  Mayer told press, “People keep coming up to me and touching me and telling me I’m so cute,” he said, making a run for the exit. “I’m over this!”

Eva Longoria: Hostess Supreme

Eva Longoria: Hostess Supreme

It’s been a few weeks since Eva Longoria opened her new restaurant Beso in West Hollywood.  And last night it was clear that she’s already getting pretty good at this whole hospitality business.

The “Desperate Housewives” actress was spotted holding down the fort, and calling the shots like a seasoned pro.  She even came out front and brought samples of her food for the swarming paparazzi.

And while Longoria distracted the shutterbugs with delicious treats, Cameron Diaz took advantage of the diversion and snuck in the back door.

Working around such amazing food may have a detrimental effect on weaker-willed women, but not Eva.  She’s staying fit and paying special attention to her butt.

She told press, “I love doing squats in the gym. When I do them my butt beefs up and I fill out my jeans better.  I’m constantly working on my butt because of, you know, gravity.”

Gavin Rossdale - Love Remains The Same Video and Lyrics

Love Remains The Same by Gavin Rossdale, Music Video and Lyrics

Love Remains The Same” is a song written by Gavin Rossdale for his 2008 debut solo album WANDERlust.
The song was released via digital download as the album’s first single on April 1, 2008.
The album will be released on June 3, 2008 via Interscope Records.
Gavin Rossdale is a British musician most famous for being the lead singer and guitarist of the former British rock band, Bush.

You can listen the song here, this is the official video.

Gavin Rossdale - Love Remains The Same Lyrics

A thousand times I’ve seen you standing
Gravity like lunar landing
You make me wanna run till I find you
I shut the world away from here
Drift to you, you’re all I hear
As everything we know fades to black

Half the time the world is ending
Truth is I am done pretending

I, never thought that I
Had anymore to give
You’re pushing me so far
Here I am without you
Drink, to all that we have lost
Mistakes we have made
Everything will change
But,love remains the same

Find a place where we escape
Take you with me for a space
The city bus sounds just like a fridge
I walk the streets through seven bars
I have to find just where you are
The faces seem to blur
They’re all the same

Half the time the world is ending
Truth is I am done pretending

I, never thought that I
Had anymore to give
You’re pushing me so far
Here I am without you
Drink, to all that we have lost
Mistakes we have made
Everything will change
But, love remains the same

So much more to say
So much to be done
Don’t you trick me now
We shall overcome
So all that’s left is praying

But we, should have had the sun
We could have been inside
Instead we’re over here

Half the time the world is ending
Truth is I am done pretending
Too much time too long defending
You and I are done pretending

I, never thought that I
Had anymore to give
You’re pushing me so far
Here I am without you
Drink, to all that we have lost
Mistakes we have made
Everything will change
Everything will change

I, oh I,
I wish this could last forever
I, oh I,
as if we could last forever

Love remains the same
Love remains the same

Gavin Rossdale - Love Remains The Same Song Information

Released April 1, 2008
Format Digital download
Genre Rock
Length 4:09
Label Interscope

John Mayer: Makin’ Money Off His Mug

Maybe all those trips to and from Miami to visit Jennifer Aniston has put a dent in John Mayer’s wallet.

While shopping at a Hollywood camera store Tuesday, the “Gravity” singer decided to playfully profit off his celebrity status by having a fan pay to take his picture.

“I just charged her $10 for a shot,” Mayer tells the man working the counter, after a woman is seen laying some money down. “I know my value. I know what I’m worth.”

Take it where you can get it, John. Because we know you’re not seeing a dime from any of those paparazzi pics of you and your lady friend.