Hey, look! There are giant breasts on NBC.com (and here)! - VIDEO
If you didn’t see it the other night, a woman with gigantic breasts/jugs/hooters appeared on NBC’s America’s Got Talent. I’m not sure what they showed and didn’t show on the broadcast, but the Peacock Network’s site has the complete uncensored version of her, um, “act.”
A woman named Busty Heart (I’m sure that’s her birth name) came on the show and crushed things with her giant breasts. The three judges seem shocked and amazed, as does most of the audience. Wow, America does have talent! Now I know why Jerry Springer hosts this season.
The video of Busty’s bust busting is after the jump. Needless to say, it’s probably NSFW (though she thankfully remains covered with her shiny top). Next week: a man with a giant penis lassos Sharon Osbourne as she tries to flee the theater.
Update: Here’s what aired.
Tori Puts Her Foot in It
Hey, look! Tori Spelling poses with her cute son, Liam, as part of Skechers' new Nothing Compares to Family campaign, which includes a charitable element.
That’s right, Tori Spellingwho famously feuded with her mother and got shafted during the doling out of her late father’s estate.
Um…Go family!
Hey, Sam, What’s on Your Neck?
While sightseeing around Paris with Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson has been spotted wearing a very conspicuous accessory: an apparent hickey.Witnesses tell News that the DJ and longtime LiLo pal has seemed pretty blasé about the giant red mark staining her neck. “She could have covered it up and hid it with a scarf or something but obviously felt no need to," the source says. Which makes us wonder: Is that a hickey? A blow-dart welt? A troublesome rash? What do you think?
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Simon Cowell: Being Famous Is "Fantastic"
Hey, all you famous folks out there who complain about the constant attention: Simon Cowell wants you to just deal with it.
In a new interview with Parade.com, the American Idol judge calls fame "fantastic," saying, "I have zero problems being well known…Couldn't care less if someone wants to take my picture. Anyone who complains about invasion of privacy shouldn't work in the entertainment business. You can't have it both ways."
Maybe if the Brit with such wit were, say, a famous young woman in her 20s followed relentlessly by paparazzi, he might feel differently.
But to be fair, he does point out, "We live right now in what I consider to be a fame epidemic. Everybody wants to be famous. That's part of the fun. There's something fascinating watching and hearing somebody who is obviously useless, but believes for whatever reason that they're incredible. I find it addictive."
Ah, a man after our own heart.