Platinum Dunes Explains Rosemary’s Baby Remake. Fails. Makes Us Laugh.
“Listen, we’re going to have this remake, okay? And it’s going to be great, babe.”
With their stint at Crystal Lake going swimmingly, Platinum Dunes slithered out of the devil’s bedroom to talk about their upcoming remake of Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby a.k.a Why Not? Michael Bay Made Transformers. Producer Brad Fuller more or less explained my alternative title for their remake to STYD…
“If we don’t do Rosemary’s Baby someone else is,” says Fuller. “They’re not going to pass on that. …All the shit we get for doing these things, it really just comes from being huge fans and wanting to take a shot.”
Fuller’s is the greatest justification, not just for remaking classic films, but for everything in life. What Fuller is trying to say is, “we just want to do hood rat things for our friends.” And I’m curious to know who the “they’re” he’s referring to is. Hahah. Did he get a phone call from a smoking man who said, “A Rosemary’s Baby remake has been discussed by another studio, and the actresses mentioned for Rosemary simply aren’t hot enough. And it might be PG-13.”?
“Platinum Dunes, saving moviegoers from unknown disappointment since 2008.” - thankful moviegoer
Not really sure I follow what this next quote is trying to convey…
“You would say Rosemary’s Baby supernatural story, so one of our takes is supernatural, the other is not supernatural. It takes that story and roots it in reality and that’s going to be a decision that we’re going to have to make soon as we wrap Friday the 13th …and start sitting down with Paramount as to what kind of story do they want us to tell for them and what’s the smartest way to tell that story.”
Does this mean that the original film’s spawn of Satan storyline and the coven would be excluded? I don’t know, but it’s pretty funny. Platinum Dunes is not really based in reality in my opinion, but that’s not a bad thing.
Flo Rida - Elevator Lyrics and Video
Elevator by Flo Rida feat Timbaland, Music Video and Lyrics
“Elevator” is the third single (second official single) from Flo Rida’s upcoming debut album Mail on Sunday.
The song features and is produced by Timbaland.
The video is directed by Gil Green and it was premiered on February 17, 2008 and features cameo appearances by DJ Khaled, Rick Ross, Brisco, Gunplay of Triple C’s, Dre, Lil Boosie and Christina Milian.
Flo Rida - Elevator Lyrics feat Timbaland
Hey Girl you’re comin’ with me your comin’ with me
Hey Girl you’re comin’ with me your comin’ with me
Hey Girl you’re comin’ with me your comin’ with me
Hey Girl you’re comin,’ come on…
Talk to me girl, Let me tell you girl.
Got you stuck on my elevator.
Get it up.On my ehh o ehh oh.
Hey
My first flo step want a gold digging woman
Money cash flow all big faced honeys
Frontin’ on the floor got them d-boys running
Shorty got both broke can’t see what’s comin’
Wear them apple bottoms, wear them apple bottoms honey
Dolce and Gabbana and she get up on my money
Louie Von ___________
See the carrots on her wrist now she pimps bugs bunny
Used to date Kanye now she want me
While I got my juice wanna take my OJ
It ain’t her birthday with her name on a cake
If I ever play for grade A
Got you stuck on my
On my elevator
Get it up, on my elevator
Check it out!
First floor, stuck on the gold digger
Second floor, stuck on the dime piece
Third floor, stuck on the hood rat
Fourth floor, freak it I don’t know cause
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my …
She gotta nail kit, she gotta hair kit
She gotta a Gucci bag, her brand new outfit
Stuck on my elevator, she on the second floor
Now I want you to break it down, DJ turn it up some more
Hey, dime piece girl turned to Internet hottie
Little mama got that top model body
South Beach preach throwing back-a-that bacardi
I’ll bet you that brand new Fararri
Got you stuck on my
On my elevator
Get it up, on my elevator
Check it out!
First floor, stuck on the gold digger
Second floor, stuck on the dime piece
Third floor, stuck on the hood rat
Fourth floor, freak it I don’t know, cause…
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my …
My third floor stuck on the hood rat charm
Cut, take boy Hollyhood act charm
Short tennis skirt, now she got me in the zone
tight broach, bump the low ring tone
Roll up _____ don’t smoke arizona
One night stand one night with the clan
One night, one time broke her off 10 grand.
Project all the way gutta all day
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Shorty don’t fake she’ll put it in your face
Three stories while them hood rats beg
Got you stuck on my
On my elevator
Get it up, on my elevator
Check it out!
First floor, stuck on the gold digger
Second floor, stuck on the dime piece
Third floor, stuck on the hood rat
Fourth floor, freak it I don’t know, cause…
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my ella, e-ella-vator
She’s stuck on my …
Flo Rida - Elevator Song Info
Released March 4, 2008 (U.S. radio)
Format Digital download, airplay
Recorded 2007
Genre Hip Hop, pop rap
Length 3:54
Label Atlantic
Producer Timbaland