Universal Pictures presents: Wanted
Wow, a bullet curving right past someone’s [Angelina Jolie’s] head and rustling her hair. I saw that when it was in The Matrix. Wow, Angelina Jolie is a bad ass. I saw that in Tomb Raider and Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Ooh, James McAvoy looks unsure of himself. I saw that in The Last King of Scotland. A movie about assassins? I saw that in Grosse Pointe Blank and Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Morgan Freeman is wise and sage. I saw that in, uh, everything Morgan Freeman has ever been in.
But I’ll give you one good reason I’ll see this movie anyway: James McAvoy. That man is on fire.Video coming soon!
Kevin Smith’s Top 10 Movies of 2006
Everyone and their mother has posted their Top 10 Movies of 2006. Add writer/director Kevin Smith to that elongated list. While the director has only seen 85 of the 300 or so big releases of 2006, his list looks much like everyone else’s.
- THE DEPARTED: The One Everybody Else Liked Too
- LITTLE CHILDREN: The One That Wouldve Won Best Picture If Harvey Weinstein Had Released It Four Years Ago, Circa Miramax
- HALF NELSON: The One That Made Me Ashamed I Was Ever Identified as an Independent Filmmaker, Because This is Real Independent Film
- CLERKS II: The One Ill Take Shit For, Pt. 1
- INSIDE MAN: The One Nobody Else Seems to Remember
- V FOR VENDETTA: The One Ill Take Shit For, Pt. 2
- THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND: The One That Made Me Never Want to Travel Abroad
- UNITED 93: The One That Made Me Never Want to Fly Again
- PERFUME: The One That Made Me Say What the fuck is going on?!?
- BORAT: The One That Actually Lived Up to Its Hype
You can see Smith’s full list complete with extensive comments and honorable mentions at SilentBobSpeaks.com.