Movie Trailer: Temple of Skulls - The Asylum’s Indiana Jones Knock-Off

Allan Quatermain and the Temple of the SkullsThe Asylum is best known for their cheap rip-off DVD movies, which includes such titles as: Transmorphers, Snakes on a Train, I Am Omega, Da Vinci Treasure, HG Wells’ War of the Worlds, AVH: Alien vs. Hunter, Monster (the Cloverfield rip) and Pirates of Treasure Island. AMC has termed the genre “Knockbusters”.

This April they have returned with an Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull knock-off titled Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls. Filmed on location in South Africa, Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls is actually a retelling of H. Rider Haggard’s novel King Solomon’s Mines, featuring the adventurer who was the inspiration for Indiana Jones. Watch the trailer for the film above, and as always, I want to hear your witty remarks in the comments below.

On a side note, Richard Chamberlain played Allan Quatermain in the horrible 1986 action/adventure comedy Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (Sharon Stone and James Earl Jones co-starred).

Sean Paul - We Be Burnin Music Video and Lyrics

We Be Burnin by Sean Paul , Music Video and Lyrics

Sean Paul - We Be Burnin Lyrics

[Intro]
Just gimme di gees and mek we smoke it yo (smoke it yo)
It a mek we please so don’t provoke it yo (voke it yo)
We nuh need nah speed so we nah go coke it yo (coke it yo)
Set ya mind at ease we gotta take it slow

So when yuh see di S.P. floatin’, don’t provoke it
Cause di weed weh we smokin’ need fi soakin’
Best ting fi di meditation, and di best hygrade a Jamaican
It fi a weed we supportin’ not promotin’
Lau di crack and di cokin hear me shouting
Herb a di healin’ of di nation
Legalize it right now we wan blaze one

[chorus]
Everyday, we be burnin’ not concernin’ what nobody wanna say
We be earnin’ dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

Dis purple haze it mek mi crazy
Mek mi write nuff tune and dats what pays me
But i’m not di only occupation
Goin’ to get some I give yuh medication
When a farmer grows it he knows to close it
Economical benefit help wit dose who have fi deh yah pon di hard jugglin
Cau di system only keep man struggling
Studyin people a use it don’t abuse it
Cau di concentration well reputed
Dats why herb man dem a di wise one
And it found on di grave of King Solomon
And weed good fi di eye sight and di chest sight
And it give nuff insight just gimme di light
And, mek we blaze it he should a neva waste it

[chorus]
Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

Just gimme di gees and mek we smoke it yo (Smoke it yo!)
It a mek we pleasse so don’t provoke it yo (Voke it yo!)
We nuh need nah speed so we nah go coke it yo (Coke it yo!)
Set yuh mind at ease we gotta take it slow

So when yuh see di S.P. floatin don’t provoke him
Cau di weed weh we smokin need fi soakin
Best ting di medication, and di best hygrade a Jamaican
Cau we know it as a great ting no debatin
While incarceratin true dem hatin
Cau dem don’t wanna see we a remain calm
Even though dem got dem sirin on(?)

[chorus]
Everyday, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

Again, we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay
Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Mary J
Legalize it, time you recognize it

Just gimme di gees and mek we smoke it yo (Smoke it yo!)
It dont mek we peace so don’t provoke it yo (Voke it yo!)
We nuh need nuh speed so we nuh need coke it yo (Coke it yo!)
Set yuh mind at ease we gotta take it slow