What If Michael Bay Wrote The Dark Knight?
“Bruce: We hack the internet.
Alfred: Hack the internet?
Bruce: Yes, hack the internet.
General: No one’s ever hacked the internet before.
Bruce: Well, there’s a first time for everything.
General: Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
Bruce: All of them.”
Sound like a Michael Bay film? Wait, there’s more!
“We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.”
That is a description of Rachel Dawes, played by Maggie Gyllenhaal in the soon to be released Dark Knight. These golden nuggets of humour come from Michael Bay’s version of The Dark Knight…which Michael Bay did not write. Spill.com did. Although, they do capture the spirit of a Michael Bay film. Lots of nonsense, good looking females and explosions. Oh and cars.
To read the script by ‘Michael Bay’ click here!
Thanks to Steve for the tip!
Kate Winslet Drops By Boss Black Show
Kate Winslet Drops By Boss Black Show
Looking as gorgeous as ever, Kate Winslet enjoyed a night out on Wednesday, sitting in the front row at a New York fashion showing.
The Titanic starlet was at the Cunard Building in lower Manhattan for an exclusive look at the 2008 creations for Boss Black, the most distinguished line produced by German fashion house Hugo Boss.
Joining in on the fun were fellow actresses Maggie Gyllenhaal, Julianne Moore and Kristin Davis, who all got stageside seats next to each other.
And after the well-received presentation, the girls were even treated to “models in French maids’ uniforms wheeling hors d’oeuvre-and-champagne-laden serving carts down the runway.”
Gotham Awards Draws Hollywood’s Best
Gotham Awards Draws Hollywood’s Best
Last night in New York City, the Independent Feature Project held the 17th annual Gotham Awards. The year’s best indie flicks were recognized, and plenty of stars showed up to see who won.
Hollywood hotties Maggie Gyllenhaal, Uma Thurman, and Keri Russell all showed up looking fine. And the men were no slouches, either. Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin represented the male gender with pride.
Who were the winners, you ask? Well, Sean Penn’s Film “Into The Wild” won the Best Feature Award, while Michael Moore’s “Sicko” took the honors for Best Documentary.
Don Cheadle’s “Talk to Me” tied with Ethan Hawke and Philip Seymour Hoffman’s “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” for Best Ensemble Cast.
Ashley Olsen’s New Museum Outing
Ashley Olsen’s New Museum Outing
Last night in New York City, Calvin Klein hosted a First Look party at the New Museum on the Bowery. And stars like Ashley Olsen, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Pharrell Williams were out in full force.
The Lower-East-Side structure opened its doors to show a select group of A-listers what it has to offer. And from the eyewitness reports, it was quite a shindig.
“There were drag queens performing in the basement, New York Rangers hanging out in the stairwell, movie stars mingling on the top floor, and painters all around…” reports one source.
And Ashley Olsen showed up and made a relatively quick appearance, dressed in a long dark skirt, vintage-look jacket and black high-heels. Reportedly, she arrived and departed all before her rumored lover Lance Armstrong made his entrance. Hmmmm…