Stargate Atlantis season five - An early look

I was pretty excited when our friendly neighborhood FedEx guy dropped off the envelope with the promo package for season five of Atlantis. And I remained so even after my DVD player balked at reading the disk. It just served as a fine example as to why it’s not geeky to have a computer connected to your television, it’s just handy.
As the disk started up I was thinking it would be a good idea to do an early look post about where things look to be heading in season five. Unfortunately, Sci Fi only sent out the first episode of the season, and it’s not telling us much of anything about season five, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The episode plays like S04E21 right up to the last scene, where season five begins to take over. Given where we last left our friends in Atlantis, that was probably to be expected. More, including some minor spoilers, after the jump.
Of course, as we look ahead to season five, there are a few things we do know for sure. First, and most obviously, is the new sheriff in town. That revelation does come up in the premiere, but it is at the very end of the show. I still haven’t decided just where I am with the idea of bringing in Woolsey to run things. On the one hand, the Carter experiment never really worked for me. I wouldn’t call it horrible, but I would say that, looking back, it was the weakest part of season four for me.
So, a change should be good. I’ve just never really warmed up to Woolsey, and certainly never considered him for the head of the Atlantis team. That’s the bit that gives me pause. And I should point out that it’s a pause with the writers here. I’m questioning whether or not they can pull off the change. I have every confidence in Robert Picardo, and I hope it works out because I do welcome more of him on the screen.
In more spoilery territory, and speaking of leaders of Atlantis, I was happy to see that we will be getting back to the Weir story that was left hanging in season four’s “Be All My Sins Remember’d.” Unfortunately, while it is great that the story will be followed up on, it is a little disappointing that it’s all going to happen without Torri Higginson. She turned down the opportunity to come back for one season five episode.
While it’s not the same as having Dr. Weir back, that episode will mark the return of FRAN. And on that note of women(?) from McKay’s life returning, we’ll also be catching up with Jeanie again. Add to that the grrl-power away team featuring Nicole de Boer (!) as Dr. Alison Porter and the feisty new Capt. Vega (Leela Savasta), the return of old friends Dr. Beckett and Daniel Jackson, and the return of an old enemy that is all kinds of spoilery, and season five is looking pretty good on paper. We’ll get to see how it all transfers to the screen on Friday, July 11th at 10 PM ET.
Flipping Out: Sell Out (season premiere)
I watched the first season of Flipping Out on Bravo last summer based on a teaser I saw during Top Chef 3. The show is about a real estate “flipper” who buys properties, fixes them up and then resells them for a profit. You might say, “Yawn, that’s just like a bunch of other shows on TLC, Discovery, et al.” Well, yes, that’s true.
But Flipping Out isn’t really about the flipping, it’s about the flipper — Jeff Lewis. This guy Lewis is not normal. I mean it, he’s not. He says he’s not. He’s obsessive compulsive and it comes out in everything he does. It makes him a better flipper, because of his attention to detail, but it also makes him really hard to take if you’re his employee, partner or contractor. But, boy, is it fun to watch Jeff Lewis’s life! That’s what Flipping Out is really all about and it’s back.
The episode began with a nice flashback set up, plunging us right in the middle of Jeff’s latest drama. Oh my, somebody on the phone is flipping out on Jeff, yelling, dropping f-bombs and treating him like a lackey. Has Jeff met his match — and how did he end up in this situation?
Well, as we all know, the real estate market is a disaster. Just watch the evening news and you know that, and it’s even worse in the high end LA market in which Jeff Lewis operates. He and his partner Ryan simply can’t flip four or five houses like they have in the past, so they are forced to take work as consultants on a big remodeling job. Ryan gets them a gig — at $25,000 a month — restoring a historical mansion in Hancock Park. After a year of working with contractors, the place is a mess and Courtney, the owner, expects Ryan and Jeff to get things sorted out. As Jeff puts it, he’s the new sheriff in town.
You might think going back to remodeling would be a piece of cake for Jeff. Um, no. The control freak in him can’t handle working for Courtney. She wants multiple bids for construction work, she wants choices, she wants things her way. Jeff tries to keep it together. He wants to prove that he can take the classic Dorothy Chandler house and restore it to 1911 standards, and Jeff says he’s trying to see things from Courtney’s point of view. But ultimately, Jeff’s true feelings emerge. He can’t work for another person. It’s prostitution. He says to Ryan, “Here I am, whoring myself for business.”
Ryan, in typical passive mode, just listens to Jeff go on and on. And Jeff’s really good at over-dramatizing. As they eat Japanese food, Jeff says he’s depressed. “Seriously depressed. I feel like I’m medicated.” Ryan tries to placate him, reminding him that they need the business. Jeff counters that Ryan is a whore, too. “You’re also Courtney’s bitch.”
Courtney’s characterized as a complete bitch. In one segment, she agrees to Jeff’s choices of contractors. A week later, she’s screaming at him on the phone — the opening scene — and there’s a definite disconnect. Jeff is shaking with anger. Jenni knows better than to do anything other than reinforce his feelings. She backs him 100 percent, and if she’s to be trusted, and based on what we were shown, Jeff does seem to be in the right on this one. The question is, will Jeff put up with this crap? Will he keep the job or quit?
Other points of interest
- Jeff is still a maniac about his food. When Zoila makes him breakfast, he questions the bacon. Is it the thick bacon. Then he complains, “The bacon is too crispy.”
- Zoila speaks, but Jeff cannot understand what she’s saying, but that’s okay because Zoila is like a surrogate mom. He doesn’t yell at Zoila — not yet.
- What’s with Chris Elwood and the iPod earphones? He had them in every shot. Of course, maybe it’s the secret to his new success. As Jeff tells us in the voiceover, Chris is doing a better job now than ever before.
- Chris has been promoted from trash guy to house assistant to house manager. None of the title changes come with an increase in pay. Jeff figures he can just keep giving him new job titles.
- The new trash guy/house assistant is Chris Keslar. He sees his job as an apprenticeship, wanting to emulate Jeff’s success. However, when Chris E. teaches him how to organize the refrigerator — don’t you organize yours? Chris K. blanches. “Really?” Nevertheless, he learns to line up the six French Vanilla Coffee Mates, two half-gallon Tropicana Orange Juices, and six martini olive jars.
- Ryan and Chloe. When Ryan can’t make it to an appointment because he watches Saturday morning cartoons with his daughter, Jeff scoffs. Actually, it’s more like jealousy.
- Jeff and the food continues to be a deal. When he orders a Starbucks, his order includes the temperature of the coffee. “Make it 150 degrees.” He can tell if its 140.
- Jeff and Zoila are living in Commonwealth, one of the houses flipped from last year, and it really turned out beautifully. Jeff may be nuts, but his homes are show pieces. Or Bravo has made sure they are.
