Burning Q’s: Stylist-Free Zone & Lies About Lindsay
Why do the papers write false stories in the tabloids about the stars like Denise Richards and Lindsay Lohan? Don’t they know that it ruins their careers as well hurts their familes? The tabloids should print positive things about the stars. Steve
Just for you: Paris Hilton and not one, but three, puppies.
Do famous singers still have vocal coaches to help out with their singing while performing and recording tracks for albums? Millie, New Jersey
In order of importance: Meat Loaf does. So does Britney Spears.
Why do so many children of famous actors or performers go into acting? Is it easier for them to get into the business? Tabs, Alabama
It’s easier for them to break in, sure, but distinguishing themselves from a famous relative can require draconian efforts. Like ordering the press not to ask about Julia Roberts. Which is exactly what Warner Bros. did when li’l niece Emma made the promotion rounds for her Nancy Drew movie. As for why celebrities’ kids get into show business in the first: Most of them went pro before they had much of a choice, as child actors. So the real question should be why they stay in the business.
Why do celebs like Paris Hilton go out to the same clubs all the time? Also, how do they get on some of the launch-party lists? PR Princess
Their publicists can foresee the Hollywood party schedule by scattering the innards of kittens and endangered seal pups and reading the future in the steaming entrails. As for the celebs, they usually know the club owner or promoter; by returning to the same spots, they know they will be treated well, if not outright comped.
I’m looking for a list of celebs, Hollywood and otherwise, who have at some point in their lives lived in their cars. Can you help? Erin
Jewel. I would go on, but it would be much more interesting for you to read some praise for my work.
Answer B!tch, you are the best. You and your B!tchling both have quick wit, with smart, funny, bitchy comments we all enjoy. S.T.
Correct!
Do you remember that show that was like The Bachelorette, but had “average” guys? Vanessa
Funny. I thought I’d flossed my brain clean of that memory. Thanks a lot.
Are there any A-listers out there that don’t have a stylist? If so, do any among them manage to dress well most of the time? Juliette, Amsterdam
A-list? Not likely. Plenty of B- and C-listers though. Rachel Bilson once bragged that she didn’t have one. Ditto with Victoria Beckham, who has said she works with them only for magazine shoots. And of course, I don’t have a stylist. Yet.
Oh, and be my fan on Facebook, ’kay?
Paris the Ice Princess
All along, we thought Paris Hilton’s best sporting event was shopping. Would you believe it’s actually…ice hockey?
No, that’s not a typo.
“I’ve played ice hockey since I was 16 years old,” Hilton reveals to News. “And yes, I’m pretty good at it.” She even plans to teach boyfriend Benji Madden to play.
In fact, Paris says that while attending Canterbury High School in Connecticut, she was a member of the school’s ice-hockey team.
“And I still like to play,” says Hilton, pointing out there’s a rink in Culver City, Calif., where she occasionally hits the ice. “Though I don’t get to do it very often.”
Well, if that’s the new secret for staying skinny in Hollywood, sign us up.
But we also hear that since moving to a new gated community in Beverly Hills, far from the prying eyes of the paparazzi, she feels more comfortable displaying her sporty side.
Hilton is firming up for the promotional tour in support of her latest reality series, My New BFF, and has been in-line skating and bike riding through her neighborhood. She’s also given up sodas and all fast foodincluding her favorite, McDonald’s. That, and a hectic schedule, keeps her thin.
She confesses to hating gyms, just like the rest of us. What else does she avoid? Counting calories.
“I never do that,” she says. “I wouldn’t even know how to do that.”
Rate-a-Trailer: Paris Slices ’n’ Sings in Repo!
Let’s be clear: This way grisly, futuristic rock opera from the director of three Saw flicks is not about Paris Hilton. She just has a small part in itas the slutty heiress of a company that sells you much-needed internal organsand then totally repossesses them when you default on payment!
Let’s also be clear: We wouldn’t be writing about this movie if Paris Hilton wasn’t in it.
So what do you think? Is it stylish or ghoulishor both? Is Repo! destined to be the next Rocky Horroror the new Glitter? Sound off in the comments.
Burning Q’s: Reality Castoffs & Mischa’s Widdle
We all want a happy ending with TV dating shows like The Bachelorette. But if it doesn’t work out with the chosen one, can the star of these shows go back and date someone else from the show?Carrin
Well, now you’ve ticked off a former Bachelor. “Don’t call them castoffs,” he tells this B!tch, requesting we not name him. “They were really nice ladies.” And, oh: Nothing in his contract prohibited him from dating a castoff.
Other reality shows do limit a star’s dating for a short time after filming wraps, says Sheila Conlin, who cast the upcoming Secret Millionaire show for Fox. But either way, the star is free to date anyone, even a castoff, once the contract is up.
Got more Burning Q’s? Oh, you do. Let’s quench those after the jump…
Any idea as to when the new seasons of Big Love and Entourage are coming back? Even a ballpark month or year would be appreciated. Thanks!Michelle
Entourage: September. Big Love: January.
I was wondering why most of the pictures taken of the young celebrities seem to always have their legs crossed like they have to pee. Is this the “new” model pose, or do they have to pee? What gives?Beckie, Cincinnati
You speak of the “widdle,” a pose championed by everyone from Mischa to Paris to Nicole. As I have said previously, the answer lies in science.
In their meager little minds, female stars can never be petite or skinny enough. Ever. But they can only starve themselves for so long before their internal organs start turning on each other in an acid-soaked feeding frenzy.
So when they have fasted as much as they canor they realize that their Ketel One-and-air diets are no longer workingthey turn desperately to strategic, shrinking poses.
The most popular of these is the widdle, which may include either crossed legs, knock-knees, pigeon toes, or some combination thereof. The pose also is thought to help mask large feet; Paris Hilton is known to have a pair of size 11 orcas to fill.
Oh, and be my fan on Facebook, ’kay?