Six other politicians who have had their ways paved by TV actors
Dennis Haysbert recently claimed that his role as President Palmer on 24 may have helped pave the way for a viable African American presidential candidate. He went on to claim that his portrayal of Nelson Mandela in the movie Goodbye Bafana ended apartheid and that his role as Jonas Blane in The Unit cured polio. Haysbert was then wrestled to the ground by his handlers and is now “recuperating” at the Clay Aiken Home for Delusional Celebrities.
My first thought upon hearing this news was that Dennis Haysbert is obviously insane. Since I’ve been criticized in this space for not having an open mind about insane things, I decided to take Mr. Haysbert at his word. I then went even further and went to work putting together a list of other politicians who exist mainly due to the hard work done for them by TV actors. After researching Wikipedia for almost a full fifteen minutes, this is the list I’ve managed to put together…
1. Larry Dallas — Bill Clinton. Prior to 1977, polite society required a man to be married and monogamous by at least his early thirties. America’s love affair with affable next-door-neighbor Larry Dallas changed all that. Suddenly it became cool to spend the majority of one’s time trying on medallions and trying to “make it” with stewardesses. Larry’s effect on the American zeitgeist was felt long after Three’s Company went off the air when a dashing Bill Clinton rode a wave of Larry Dallas love right into the White House.
2. Mr. Snuffalufagus — Dick Cheney. At one point, it was considered appropriate for Vice Presidents to emerge from their private doomsday bunkers in order to make public appearances. Thanks to Big Bird’s “imaginary” best friend, America became used to the idea of George Bush Jr.’s “imaginary” best friend, too.
3. Felicity — Condoleezza Rice. Remember in the pilot episode of Felicity, when the superbly coiffed Keri Russell ditched med school to follow her heart’s one true crush to New York City? People laughed at the time: only on overly romantic TV shows would a woman give up so much just for a chance at love. Then Condoleezza left Chevron for Dubya’s cabinet and the rest is history.
4. Captain Planet — Al Gore. When I was growing up “The Environment” was just a place where we stored used McDLT cartons. If a crazy-eyed hippie tried to talk to us about “saving mother earth”, we beat him unconscious with an oil drum. Captain Planet came along and taught us that stiff, unentertaining animation could open our hearts and minds to the idea that the environment needs to be protected. Ten years later, Al Gore took stiff and unentertaining to new heights with his An Inconvenient Truth.
5. Barney — Barney Frank. Once upon a time, it was unthinkable that an openly gay man could be elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. One really big, really purple, really really gay dinosaur showed the world that leadership comes in all shapes, sizes and sexualities.
6. Henry Blake — George W. Bush. It used to be that during times of war, a commander was expected to be a steely-eyed stoic, focused on the objective at hand with a laser-like intensity. The popularity of Henry Blake showed that America was ready for a different kind of wartime leader — being affable and goofy was even more important to Americans than being capable and intelligent. In 2004, as the country slid ever deeper into an increasingly thickening Iraqi quagmire, America remembered the lessons it had learned during M*A*S*H*’s run and decided to re-elect the most affably goofy president this country has ever seen… George W. Bush!
(By the way, experience has taught me that yes, I do need to say it: the preceding has been satire. Any truth presented in the above comparisons will, hopefully, come coated in at least a modicum of laughter. Further, any resemblance to partisan politics is completely coincidental. Three Republicans and three Democrats were chosen so that this does not become a forum to comment on how conservative or liberal the poster may or may not be.
All that being said, come on and join the fun — what other politicians have had their ways paved for them by TV actors?)
Jessica Simpson: Country Music’s Next Big Hit?
Jessica Simpson: Country Music’s Next Big Hit?
A few weeks ago she began her transition from the pop music genre to the world of country music. And last night Jessica Simpson took another big step.
The “With You” songstress made a surprise appearance at the CMA Music Festival, showing up at the VAULT Concert Series at Nashville’s LP Field.
And she looked confident as she addressed the crowd, sporting a conservative-yet-feminine dark green printed dress with an array of bangle bracelets and her wavy blonde hairdo.
Last night’s gig was the first of many public appearances Jess will be doing over the summer in support of her new career direction. She’s scheduled to perform her single “Come on Over” on The View Wednesday, June 25th, and she’s doing a full concert August 15th at the Monterey County Fair.
Hayden Panettiere Hosts Need For Speed Party
Hayden Panettiere Hosts Need For Speed Party
While her busy filming schedule has been wiped out by the screen writers’ strike, Hayden Panettiere has been keeping herself busy with a hefty slate of public appearances.
Last night, the Heroes actress hosted a launch party for the new Need For Speed video game at Les Deux in Hollywood.
According to reports from the festivities, “Attendees enjoyed tray-passed appetizers and an open bar, as well as live DJ sets by Junkie XL and Tuner cars on display.”
As far as her NBC show Heroes is concerned, Volume II has three episodes remaining, with the final one airing on December 3rd. From there, the beginning of Volume III has an unknown start date due to the writers’ strike.
Tara Reid Parties For Less
Tara Reid Parties For Less
Now that her hosting duties for the Hooker’s Ball are through, Tara Reid has been sure to enjoy the beautiful weather of Darwin, Australia.
The former “Taradise” star, who was spotted soaking up the rays at her hotel pool on Sunday, made the trip across the globe - and what she gets paid for public appearances may surprise you.
According to recent reports, Reid once commanded “the inflated price of $25,000 to $35,000 per promotional appearance.” But that’s not the case anymore.
An Australia news agency tells, “The star (Tara) is now being offered for the bargain-basement price of about $3500 to turn up to Sydney parties this week.”