Bruce Willis Looks Vaguely Bruce Willis-ish
Proof again that no good deed goes unpunished, Bruce Willis told a waiter who was serving him at P.J. Clarke’s that he was the spitting image of Tom Hanks. The waiter returned the compliment, according to Page Six, by saying, “You think I look like Tomwell, I think you look like Bruce Willis, so yippee-ki-yay!’
Willis insisted that “I am Bruce Willis,” but apparently his line reading was about as believable as his work in Hudson Hawk, so the guy remained skeptical. Eager to prove his identity, Bruce reportedly returned for dinner three hours later with ex-wife Demi Moore and daughter Tallulah.
Looks like Demi can add another credit to her résumé: A-list I.D. card stand-in!
Chuck: Chuck Versus The Crown Vic
(S01E11) “Why do people hate the rich?”
So I guess it’s official — Chuck is actually in love with Sarah. I know it’s what the show has been heading toward but, when Chuck briefly dated Lou, I thought he was finally coming to terms with the reality that he and Sarah will never end up together. Now it looks like he’s ready to go all Scarecrow and Mrs. King. As Casey would say, “(Grunt).”
I’m not too keen on the “can’t live with ’em” storyline this week. Are we supposed to see some corollary between Chuck & Sarah and Morgan & Anna? I honestly don’t see it. Chuck should stop mooning over Sarah and try his best to get on with his life, and Morgan should be thanking his lucky stars that a girl as hot as Anna is interested in him. When a show has a wild premise like Chuck does, the other details need to be more believable.
One bright spot of this episode would have to be the extensive involvement of the minor characters. Jeff, Lester and Big Mike are a big part of why I keep watching. I’ve run across many retail experts and computer nerds in my day and the Buy More crew is their spitting image.
I really enjoyed Morgan’s meeting with the Wus, mainly because it was one of the most realistic parts of the show. It doesn’t matter how Morgan acts in front of Anna’s parents, he’s going to screw it up. That’s what he does.
The biggest disappointment in this episode would have to be the villain. I mean, after the mysteriously scarred Tommy (Anthony Ruivivar) and the limber Reardon Paine (Kevin Weisman), a phony philanthropist does not impress me. He wasn’t even that suave.
I am hard pressed to give an Oh Snap Award for this episode, but if I have to it would go to the rocket that narrowly missed castrating Chuck in the most violent way possible. I kept wondering when the Crown Vic was going to figure into the plot. Kudos to the writers, ’cause I really didn’t forsee the demise of Casey’s precious car. Honestly, with gas prices the way they are in California, he’s better off.
As underwhelmed as I was with this week’s offering, I did enjoy the teaser at the end. Did all the stills of Chuck’s friends and family mean that they’re going to be taken out as well? Oh and I must admit that the sight of Big Mike dressed as Santa and grooving to Run DMC was worth the forty-two minutes I invested in this episode.
Catherine Bell Biography
A beguiling dark-eyed beauty with a statuesque figure, Catherine Bell rose to prominance on the military-themed television series “JAG” (1995 -2005) as Maj. Sarah “Mac” MacKenzie. Born in London, Bell emigrated to California with her Iranian mother at the age of two and began acting and modeling as a child. After a stint as a fashion model in Japan, Bell first got a foothold in Hollywood as a body double, performing a nude scene for Isabella Rossellini in director Robert Zemeckis’ “Death Becomes Her” (1992). Small roles in TV movies, C-level action flicks, sydicated fare including “Hercules: The Legendary Journeys” and racy TV series such as HBO’s risque comedy “Dream On” and the erotic cable anthology “Hot Line”–which made great advantage of her enviable physique–followed.
She made her “JAG” debut on an 1996 episode as Lt. Diane Schonke, the love interest of lead character Harm (David James Elliott). After return engagements her character was tragically killed off, but Bell learned that “JAG” producer Don Bellasario was looking for a new regular female lead for the series and wrote Bellasario a letter, suggesting that it would be intirguing if the new character were the spitting image of Harm’s lost love. Bellasario agreed and Bell joined the cast as a new character, Maj. Sarah “Mac” MacKenzie when the show switched networks from NBC to CBS in 1997. She parlayed her visibility and the show’s mainstream popularity–especially with military supporters–into several magazine covers and roles in telepics, ultimately landing a high-profile movie role as the object of Jim Carrey’s lust in the comedy “Bruce Almighty” (2003). When her co-star Elliott announced his attention to leave the show following its tenth season in 2004-2005, producers initially planned to reshape the series around Bell, but the network ultimately pulled the plug on the show.
- Born:
on 08/14/68 in London, England - Job Titles:
Actor, Model
Family
- Grandparents: spoke Farsi
Significant Others
- Husband: . Adam
Education
- University of California at Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California, pre-med
Milestones
- 1971 Moved to Los Angeles with family (date approximate)
- 1992 Served as Isabella Rossellini’s body double in “Death Becomes Her”
- 1993 Had supporting role in the NBC movie “Mother of the Bride”
- 1995 Feature acting debut “Men of War”
- 1997 Joined cast of “JAG” playing Sarah ‘Mac’ MacKenzie when show moved to CBS
- 1998 Co-starred with Maureen O’Hara in the CBS TV-movie “Cab to Canada”
- 2003 Returned to the big screen in the comedy “Bruce Almighty”
- Spent several months in Japan as a model
Eminem - When I’m Gone Video and Lyrics
When I’m Gone by Eminem , Music Video and Lyrics
“When I’m Gone” is a song from Eminem’s 2005 Curtain Call: The Hits greatest hits album, and one of the most critically acclaimed songs of his to-date. The song is about Eminem’s career’s effect on his relationship with his wife Kim.
Eminem - When I’m Gone Lyrics
Yeah…
Its my life…
In my own words I guess…
Have you ever loved someone so much, you’d give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they’re your heart
And you know you are their armor
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you despites you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
“Daddy look what I made”, Dad’s gotta go catch a plane
“Daddy where’s Mommy? I can’t find Mommy where is she?”
I don’t know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy’s busy
Daddy’s writing a song, this song ain’t gonna write itself
I’ll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who’s a spitting image of her
That’s Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady’s crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady’s rock-a-by-baby…
[Chorus]
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back…
[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I’m pushin’ Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don’t want me to sing
“You’re making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?”
Baby, Daddy ain’t leaving no more, “Daddy you’re lying
“You always say that, you always say this is the last time
“But you ain’t leaving no more, Daddy you’re mine”
She’s piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
“Daddy please, Daddy don’t leave, Daddy - no stop it!”
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It’s got a picture, “this’ll keep you safe Daddy, take it witcha’”
I look up, it’s just me standing in the mirror
These F**kin’ walls must be talking, ’cause man I can hear ‘em
They’re saying “You’ve got one more chance to do right” - and it’s tonight
Now go out there and show `em that you love ‘em before it’s too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It’s turns to a stage, they’re gone, and this spotlight is on
And I’m singing…
[Chorus]
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back…
[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they’re throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They’re screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don’t believe what I’m seeing
“Daddy it’s me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,”
But baby we’re in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
“I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren’t leavin’
“You lied to me Dad, and now you made Mommy sad
“And I bought you this coin, it says ‘Number One Dad’
“That’s all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
“I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going”
But baby wait, “it’s too late Dad, you made the choice
“Now go out there and show ‘em that you love ‘em more than us”
That’s what they want, they want you more to, they keep.. screamin’ your name
It’s no wonder you can’t go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn’t see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream “die Shady” and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That’s when I wake up, alarm clock’s ringin’, there’s birds singin’
It’s Spring and Hailie’s outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..
[Chorus/Outro]
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I’m gone, just carry on, don’t mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I’m looking down on you smiling
And I didn’t feel a thing, So baby don’t feel my pain
Just smile back…
[Curtains closing and sounds of footsteps]
Eminem - When I’m Gone Song Info
It talks about him not being there for his daughter, Hailie, and (in a sort of metaphoric “dream”) Hailie confronts him at a concert in Sweden and demands to know why he was so cruel towards Kim (his ex-wife). She ends the confrontation by telling Eminem that he loves his fame, career, and fans more than his own family. After she leaves, Eminem turns around and sees a gun. He picks it up, screams “Die Shady!” and shoots his Slim Shady alter-ego. After that, he wakes up, realizing that it was only a dream. It’s spring, Hailie’s playing in the yard, and he kisses Kim.
The single was released officially in the United States on the 6 December 2005. It was released in Australia on January, 2006.
Tarick Salmaci, (from the TV show The Contender) makes an appearance in the video with his wife.
Whitney Scott, Kim Mathers’s daughter had by another man in the period in which she and Eminem were divorced, appears in the video to the song, she’s the youngest baby girl on the swing.
Released 2005
Genre Hip hop
Length 4 min 41 s
Label Shady/Aftermath/Interscope
Producer Eminem