It’s lights, camera, New York this summer - VIDEO

New York goes to tinsel town this summerVH1 diva Tiffany “New York” Pollard is back this summer for another chapter in her celebreality life. New York Goes to Hollywood premieres in August and will follow your favorite H.B.I.C. as she leaves Tailor-Made behind and tries to make it in Tinsel Town.

To rev up for the new show, VH1 put together a set of promos that have New York acting as classic Hollywood characters. She plays Dorothy from Wizard of Oz: “Toto, where the f*ck are we?” She plays Marilyn Monroe in that classic scene where the blonde starlet walks over the sidewalk grate. However, New York uses the breeze from the passing subway car to dry her nails and her nether regions. Whatever works, right? Finally, New York plays Forrest Gump and imparts some wisdom about life and chocolates.

The videos are after the jump. All three are stupid and unfunny. And all three prove the New York’s new show is going to be a blast. Check it out and let me know what you think.

New York Goes to Hollywood premieres August 4th at 9 p.m. ET on VH1.

Happy Birthday, Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan’s gone back to high school.

The starlet celebrated her 22nd birthday last night with a 1980s prom-themed party at Teddy’s at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

The evening started off with a small dinner at nearby Magnolia restaurant…

She wore an off-white slip dress during the meal and then headed into a restroom at the party to change into her second outfit: a pink chiffon minidress by Bradley Bayou. Samantha Ronson wore a tuxedo, including a top hat.

“Lindsay is drinking a Red Bull with a straw,” one party guest emailed me during the bash. “There are red, silver, light blue and light pink balloons everywhere.”

Lohan’s table included an assortment of cupcakes, included an oversize one decorated with a tiara. At about midnight, LiLo was presented with a pink-and-green sheet cakefeaturing the iconic Marilyn Monroe photo from The Seven Year Itchwhile the 50 or so guests sang “Happy Birthday.”

DJ AM provided the music, including Janet Jackson’s “That’s the Way Love Goes,” for most of the night. Then Ronson took over the DJ booth for the last hour until the party ended at about 1 a.m.

Celeb guests included Joel and Benji Madden, David Spade, Audrina Patridge, Sean Stewart and Evan Ross. reality stars (and Lohan family members) Dina and Ali were also there, as was Lindsay’s brother Michael Jr. and his girlfriend.

Meanwhile, earlier in the day, Lohan and Ronson had lunch at La Scala in Beverly Hills following a shopping trip to nearby XIV Karat jewelry store. Lohan spent $11,000 on a 16-inch briolette platinum diamond necklace and matching bracelet, according to a source.

Ronson is said to have bought a “really beautiful gold bracelet” for the birthday girl.

Ashley Tisdale’s Ever-Evolving Hairstyle

Ashley Tisdale’s Ever-Evolving Hairstyle

Coming off of a three hour visit to Neil George salon yesterday, Ashley Tisdale was back out and about early this morning (June 30) - once again in search of the perfect hairstyle.

The High School Musical starlet, who recently returned to Los Angeles after filming HSM3 in Salt Lake City, was spotted paying a visit to the Byron Williams hair salon in Beverly Hills.

Wearing a chic charcoal ensemble with stylish black snakeskin gladiator sandals, Miss Tisdale was all smiles as she hopped into an awaiting van following her stylist visit.

Meanwhile, the 22-year-old Disney starlet is now awaiting the much-anticipated October 24th theatrical release of High School Musical 3, as well as her first lead motion picture, They Came From Upstairs, which hits theaters on February 13th of next year.

Paris Hilton’s Reality Show Shopping Spree

Paris Hilton’s Reality Show Shopping Spree

Moving forward with her reality show obligations, Paris Hilton, along with sister Nicky, enjoyed a day of shopping in Hollywood with the winners of a competition from “My New BFF”.

The heiress sisters headed over to Robertson Boulevard after dining at The Ivy in Los Angeles - visiting Paige Denim before leaving with several bags of goodies as Paris exclaimed, “I love this!” to her handbag designer sister.

From there, the Hilton gals visited Kitson, with Nicky looking quite bored while browsing the racks as Paris had a small meet and greet with two of her adoring fans.

The former Simple Life starlet read excerpts from her new book “The Heiress Journal” while her audience of two looked on in awe - with Paris loving the attention as she continued on with her posing spree even after she was finished with the meet and greet.