Survivor’s sexy swimsuit calendar
Forget about Sports Illustrated … Survivor has its own sexy swimsuit calendar widget made just for you! It’s actually kind of neat. In addition to exposing the hunks and hunkettes from the latest season, there are show facts, important dates, links to YouTube promo videos, and more.
Somehow they even made Joel look more like a hunk than a Hulk and that’s not an easy task!
But I was thinking … why limit the sexy Survivors to just the current season? After all, there have been so many sexy castaways over the years. So I looked around for the ones who dazzled me with their pure dripping sexiness. Oh, it was hard to narrow it to twelve, but that’s all I had to work with, so please forgive me.
Make sure you peruse the gallery above, but I refuse to be held liable for any stalking issues or if the Survivors must file restraining orders to keep you away. I’m only the messenger here, not anything more. Please do not tell how much these castaways excite you in graphic detail. I hold them high on my pedestal of love. I revere them.
Here are my choices and why I chose them:
January - Chris Daugherty, winner of Survivor Vanuatu. Now, not any picture of Chris will do it, but this one is so special that he had to lead off my year! I love chocolate! What? That’s not chocolate? No, you’re wrong. It’s obviously gourmet chocolate and he’s so sexy in the photo!
February - Maralyn “Mad Dog” Hershey might not have chocolate other than a possible name connection, but she’s a hunk of a woman. Alas, I couldn’t find my favorite Mad Dog moment preserved in any image on the internet. But let me tell you why she’s so sexy — she takes out her teeth for food challenges! A woman with gums! Could you ask for anything more? She was a gem from Survivor Australia.
March - Oh, sure … the widget used Jonny Fairplay in their calendar because he made it through one episode this season. But how could I resist his manliness, his charisma, his ruggedly handsome face, and his carved abs? Pardon me while I weep because he’s already taken and I’m pining for him!
April - Cirie Fields was truly “hott” as she went through Survivor Panama mostly in her ragged dirty bra and panties! Once again, I couldn’t find the picture I wanted, but this one will suffice. Oh, but those panties and bra were a wonder to behold!
May - This is my personal number one — Richard Hatch, the fat naked gay guy who won it all in the first season and returned to All-Stars to scare Sue Hawk with his hunk o’ manly stuff! There hasn’t been a naked guy on the show who could beat Richard’s shtick since season one! He’s the original!
June - Angie from Survivor Palau has it all! Acne, nose studs, giant tattoos, and some meat on those bones! Gentlemen … gentlemen … please control yourselves, especially if you’re in your place of business!
July - Shane! Shane! Come home, Shane! Come home to mama! Shane Powers of Survivor Panama is a vision of physical perfection and he’s such a gentleman, too. “Can you check my crotch? Something’s wrong there.” Ah, memories of Shane drive me insane in the membrane.
August - It’s two, two, two hotties at once! Twila and Scout from Survivor Vanuatu grace the month of August. Oh, I don’t know if my heart can stand it –Twila in all her sexiness with her t-shirt and Scout with her age spots and knee replacement scar just drive me wild!
September - You say “sexy” and I say “Rupert’s the man!” Now, no one wants some puny little punk boy. What we need is a real man, a man with facial hair, a man with the look of the wild in his persona! A hunka-hunka man indeed! Be still my fluttering heart! He hails from Survivor Pearl Islands and then All-Stars.
October - Sure, some men like that schoolgirl look when it comes to sexy. But there’s more appeal in a mature woman wearing a boy scout uniform, don’t you think? Lillian from Survivor Palau wouldn’t wear anything else but that kinky sexy boy scout uniform. No, I can’t be responsible if she drives you mad with lust!
November - Now I’m torn. Chicken from Survivor China or Rupert? Both at once? Hey! I’m not that crazy! But there’s something about a chicken farmer named Chicken with a physique like that. He’s quite the rooster, isn’t he?
December - It’s the triple play! Mullet mama Denise complete with her sagging ankle socks, Todd the gay waif hobbit, and Courtney, the living skeleton. You can’t tell me there’s not something for everyone in December! They all hail from Survivor China, what a season for the sexy!
Kathy Ireland Biography
Kathy Ireland was born March 8th, 1963, in Santa Barbara, California. Her adolescence foreshadowed her future busy career as a wife, mother, businesswoman, humanitarian, actress, and model.
A shy teenager, Kathy kept busy with a slew of after-school jobs, including a newspaper courier (she was named Courier of the Year three years in a row), a waitress, a hostess, and a department store saleswoman. Her good nature was evident early on in her career, with her work at a convalescent home.
At the age of 17, Kathy was discovered by an Elite Modeling scout (the beginning of practically every model’s career). By the time she had finished high school, with original hopes of working in education, marine biology, or journalism, she was jet-setting to Europe for photo shoots.
Her modeling career reached its peak after she snagged the highly coveted 1984 cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, which only marked the beginning of her relationship with the popular “swimsuit” magazine.
Kathy could be seen on the cover of Sports Illustrated three more times, and has since appeared in the magazine a record-setting thirteen times, including the magazine’s 25th Anniversary Special. Her incredible physique graced the covers of many more magazines throughout her career, including Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Mademoiselle, Shape, Seventeen, and Harper’s Bazaar.
If men couldn’t get enough of Kathy after all her magazine appearances, they could get a daily dose of Kathy in her own annual Swimsuit Calendar (which is one of the highest selling calendars in the world).
In the midst of her illustrious modeling career, Kathy was appearing on the silver screen, the boob tube and on stage. Among her list of film credits reads Mr. Destiny, Necessary Roughness, Robert Altman’s The Player (as herself), Loaded Weapon 1, Amore!, and Backfire!
As for television roles, she appeared in Danger Island, Perry Mason: The Case of the Wicked Wives, Melrose Place, Miami Hustle, and Suddenly Susan. She also starred in the play Three Tall Women
And her career doesn’t end with modeling and acting either. Kathy is the designer of her own line of clothing, the “Kathy Ireland Brand”, promoting style and quality at reasonable prices. Her line has expanded into a women’s swimwear collection, exercise apparel, maternity line, home collections, and even watches, shoes, and handbags.
In her goal to promote fitness, health and well-being, Kathy became a certified fitness instructor in 1994, and has since released her best-selling fitness videos, which include: Kathy Ireland’s Total Fitness, Kathy Ireland’s Body Specifics, and Great Buns in 12 Minutes. Partly fulfilling her journalistic interests, Kathy is a contributing editor to Fitness Magazine.
Kathy has practically had the career of several women combined, with the long list of non-profit organizations she is involved with. She is the Entertainment Industry Foundation’s Ambassador for the National Women’s Cancer Research Alliance, the Honorary Chairperson for the March of Dimes WalkAmerica program, and the National Chairperson of Family Services and Parenting for Athletes and Entertainers for Kids.
She is also active in the Special Olympics, Feed the Children, Casa Julia de Burgos in Puerto Rico (for battered women and children), the Santa Barbara Rescue Mission, Project Inform in San Francisco (disseminates HIV/AIDS treatment information nationwide), among many other charities and important causes.