Ten Colbert clips you probably haven’t seen
Hardcore Stephen Colbert fans might take one look at this list and scoff. To them I say, “Hey, girls who live on the Colboards, chill out.” This list is meant for the casual fan of The Colbert Report, who loves the show and, at most, knows Colbert’s history through The Daily Show and maybe a little Strangers with Candy.
As someone who has been a fan of Colbert for about eight years, I’m here to educate, here to spread the good Word. It is the duty of a good fan — especially one with too much time on her hands — to change the minds of people that see Colbert just as the TV blowhard who happens to share his name.
Actually, because of this, I got into a small argument with a guard at DC’s National Portrait Gallery when I visited Colbert’s portrait. The guard told me that he didn’t see the appeal of super-annoying Colbert and couldn’t understand why his wife was so obsessed with the man. I tried to explain the awesomeness of his work and career, but didn’t have the time or my Colbert-ism conversion materials to make it work. I think I ended with something very hippie-esque, like, “Hey, man. Just give Colbert a chance. He’s good. He’s real good.” And then the guard made fun of the Batman pin on my jacket and I had to leave.
As some of you know, Stephen used to train in Chicago’s Second City, honing his improv chops for the big time. Another former student recently came across these old tapes in his garage and uploaded them on YouTube. They are a variety of sketches written and performed by Stephen and some other recognizable comedy faces. If you watch closely in this sketch, you can see the beginnings of the trademark Colbert eyebrow.
During his time at Second City, Colbert worked as an understudy for some guy named Steve Carell. In fact, they worked together quite a bit before being co-correspondents on The Daily Show. Not only did they do improv training about the same time, but they worked on the short-lived Dana Carvey Show, where – fun fact – Robert Smigel’s Ambiguously Gay Duo premiered, with Colbert and Carell voicing Ace and Gary. This is one of my favorite Colbert/Carell sketches from that time, mainly because they do fake-nausea very, very well. It’s called “Waiters Who Are Nauseated By Food”.
Man, Colbert and Paul Dinello sure like to write… interesting… material for each other. I don’t think I have to say what that implies, as I can just let these clips (and their roles as Strangers with Candy lovers Chuck Noblet and Geoffrey Jellineck) do the talking. These videos come from the pair’s first Comedy Central project, a sketch show called Exit 57, which also co-starred Candy co-creators Amy Sedaris and Mitch Rouse and some other lady that seems to have faded into obscurity. The first video may not seem that Colbert/Dinello slash-tastic, but the second one involves a lot of mouth-to-mouth action. When I have company over to watch a movie and we’re waiting for the rest of the group to show up, I just loop this video on the projector until everyone arrives or someone yells at me. It’s usually the latter.
Actually, the end part of these compilation of Exit 57 promos is, umm, pretty extreme too:
The foursome that would go on to produce Strangers with Candy also collaborated on this short film from 1994. This film is called “The Tree Surgeon”, directed by Dinello’s brother Dan and starring Colbert as… a tree surgeon. Despite the fact that it’s taped with a shaky camera and there’s occasional giggling in the background, the video is pretty funny to watch. Sedaris’ “attractive” make-up alone is well worth it.
Colbert’s work on Comedy Central continued with his contributions to The Daily Show. Back when he was still a correspondent, he made one appearance on ABC’s Whose Line Is It Anyway? There was a lot of touching involved, especially when it came to working with Wayne Brady. The performances were okay, but it’s still interesting to watch Colbert do improv and fake-ski.
And here’s one that’s probably a little more familiar to you folks. It’s one of the first appearances of The Colbert Report. It originally started off as a gag on The Daily Show, with no intention of becoming a full-fledged program. I kind of miss the aggressiveness of some of it (”It’s French, bitch!”), but I’m glad the show has retained its smarminess.
And this commercial is from Colbert’s stint with GM Goodwrench from a few years back, which yielded some promotional cardboard cut-outs of him. I’m sure there’s at least one person out there who sleeps next to it every night. That’s what I like to convince myself, anyway, as it makes me feel better when I know there’s someone weirder than me out there.
Okay, so that’s ten. I hope you all have learned something (apart from “Wow, Annie’s creepy”). To wrap up, here’s a bonus eleventh clip. This is a fan video of Mr. Colbert showing off his best moves through various points in his career. After being on a show that closed episodes with weird numbers, almost winning a dance-off against a Korean pop star, and inexplicably strutting his stuff behind unsuspecting senators, Colbert has certainly done enough to warrant a couple of fan videos completely devoted to his dancing. Plus, this one has Scissor Sisters music. Enjoy.
Monica Keena Biography
Monica Keena was born in New Jersey on May 25th, 1979 and was raised in Brooklyn. She’s about 5′1 and has an older sister named Samantha. Her mother, Mary is a nurse and her father, Bill, is a financial sales manager. As a child, she was always drawing, painting, dancing and signing.
Monica auditioned for acceptance into LaGuardia High School of Performing Arts at the age of thirteen. Although she chose the drama department as her preference, Monica was accepted in both the dramatic and the vocal arts departments. Soon after starting her classes at LaGuardia Monica played in her first role in a short film entitled “Burning Love,”. She also went on to portray the character Bertha in a stage reading of Strinburg’s “The Father,” with Al Pacino.
She’s had small roles in the Films “The Devil’s Advocate” and “While You Were Sleeping” and starred in the films “Strike, Ripe and Snow White : A Tale of Terror”
Monica has appreared in numerous television and movie projects inclding the TBS Superstation Original Movie “First Daughter” and “Crime and Punishment in Suburbia” which appeared in the 2000 Sundance Film Festival.Also awaiting release are the independent movie “The Simian Line” with Harry Connick Jr. and Lynn Redgrave, and “A Fate Totally Worse Than Death” with Julie Benz, and Jonathan Brandis.
She’s also no stranger to television having a recurring role as Abby Morgan on “Dawson’s Creek” and a starring role on the short-lived “Undeclared” as the college co-ed Rachel. Monica also had guest roles on series such as Law and Order, Homocide: Life on the Street, and Feds.
Before taking a break for new movies and tv, Monica attended New York University as an English major. When she has a bit of extra time on her hands she likes to take writing classes and likes yoga. Monica enjoys reading. One of her favorite authors is William Faulkner. She also likes the books the Bloody Chamger by Angela Carter, and Metamorphisis by Franz Kafka. She likes hanging out with friends and says: “I don’t do anything physical. I’m lazy.”, However Monica does enjoy roller skating with friends at Roller Rinks
Some other things Monica has said to have liked are Bob Dylan, the Police, and Tori Amos (a personal Fav !) The Movie, the Wizard of Oz, especially Judy Garland, of whom she says: “Judy Garland is my favourite. I probably know all her songs and have seen all her movies.” Her favorite T.V Shows include The Simpsons and Charmed.
Monica’s most recent project is the much anticipated summer movie “Freddy vs. Jason” in which she has a starring role. Look for that coming August 2003!. Monica lives in New York while not working on film or movie roles.